So, this was a little silliness I did in the 99 second presos at the Learning & Development Conference. It was the second one (the other was more aspirational). I’d put it together and then wasn’t sure, but there was time and space. It’s just for fun, nothing serious, along the lines of others I’ve done. FYA (allegro):
Hi, I’m Dr. Quinn, Meaningful Man, and have I got solutions for you! We’ve got learning experiences that are certain to be new. And, they’re based on the latest neuroscience, so we’re using visuals along with text, and asking questions that require answers!
We’ve developed in multiple media to make sure that we’re matching learners’ learning styles. And we’re using all the latest interaction types to make sure that your digital natives feel right at home. You can view the presentations in virtual reality!
Don’t worry, we’re also catering to all the other generations by ensuring that the presentations are the same whether on screen or ‘in world’; not a bullet point differs. And the quizzes are still multiple guess with trivial and silly alternatives so no one is bored and everyone’s self-esteem is maintained.
We’ve taken a microlearning approach, with each chunk shorter than the attention span of a goldfish. Your learners won’t be overwhelmed with content at any one time.
And with the visuals, we’re communicating 60000 times more content, giving you more value for money.
We’re also Dale’s Cone compliant, because you’ll spend 10 percent of the time reading, 20 percent of the time listening, and 30 percent of the time viewing. Which means we’re 40% shorter than anyone else!
We’ve used gamification to keep it lively. No more boring drill-and-kill, it’s all packaged up in themes like racing, circuses and more, so you are earning points that aren’t confounded by any relation to the material.
Look, you have to justify your decisions. So we’re buzzword compliant, because we know our business depends on your business, and you depend on matching the latest marketing to justify the expenditure.
So come, get the latest and greatest. Call now, operators are standing by. Thank you.
So there you have it, a little silliness. Please, all in fun. (Ok, maybe with a wee bit of ‘caveat emptor’. :)